Thursday, April 10, 2008

HuH....been a busy time!

the last few days have been quite back-breaking and busy. But its all settled now. played cricket yesterday after a gap of 5 years and my muscles are like hurting me a lot.

the tibetan protests are gaining momentum here in delhi. the Indian Premier have asked the tibetans not to disrupt the torch relay but h also said that tibetans can continue the protests.

last night, someone sent me a collection of chinese songs, although the songs were awesome....i really don't remember the guy/gal who sent me the CD...must be someone i know!

just finished watching "the Demon Barber of Fleet Street" featuring Johny Depp and to be true i didn't liked it. ah.....well i'm more into romantic movies actually ;)

at last my father have agreed to buy me another external hard-drive. i messed up with my finances this month and the last month and so i was left with no other option but to ask him to buy it for me.

talking about movies......i watched the Pink panther two days back for a record 12 times....i simply love Steve Martin's accent in the movie.

anyways i think i gotta go and buy some shirts for me. so m stopping here.
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Love

Love is indeed a wildfire that blooms so ever serenely in the soft winds of passion. The thorns of the rose deter only the half-hearted, for the scent alone is worth more than any prickling pain that one may endure. Though ephemeral in its nature, love is everlasting to those who remember.

Monday, April 7, 2008

bragging about myself :D

Evil than the Devil himself, I am Cold...Clever...Ghostly. I'm a Mystery. I'm the shadow that haunts you. I'm darker than the darkest night, deeper than all the oceans' depth. Mine is darkness... and Lust... and Power!

I make you think of a proud lion, a brightly-shining star, a mysterious monolith, an elegant dragonfly, a waiting vulture and a menacing demon.

I'm The unpopular genius...The freakish diabolic embezzler...The body-snatching lord of storms...The spying illusionist...The demonic prince...The fascist blackmailer of the impure...The artistic hitman of the doomed...The Unholy Blasphemous Moaner....The Holder of the Black Scroll...The Blasphemous Primal Knower of the Unholy Sigil...The Manipulator of Unholy Betrayal...The Master of the Unholy Word...The Final Insane Deceiver...The Haunter...

Gods fear me. Demons worship me. Darkness is my realm, I'm the embodiment of all the seven sins. I'm the Invincible...The Unspeakable.... I'm the Curse...I'm The MYSTERY.
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Sunday, April 6, 2008

waking up early

So it happened at last. i woke up before 10 am :D

For weeks now i was getting up only after 12 pm...but it all changed yesterday...i was expecting a call so i woke up early and as the day progressed i found out how good it is to wake up early and enjoy the full day, so i woke up at around 8 am today....had a great time till now. thought about going to a rally but changed my mind at the last minute!

Right now m bashing up some guys on the internet.....hey i'm not an internet bully though, they are just some ignorant brainwashed kids. I'am also listening to some really nice hindi songs...songs i heard in my childhood - getting nostalgic again.

last night, while in bed, i realized many things. Fisrt the night is more lucky than me as it gets to hold the moon close to itself while it sleeps! Second, life is not what it seems to be. third, i'm just a simple guy stuck in a complicated world.

I'm  quite hungry at the moment, so i will stop and go get somethign to eat. Ciao

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Saturday, April 5, 2008

Why Should the ring be worn on fourth finger!.......... ??

Thumb represents your Parents

Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings

Middle finger represents your-Self

Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner

& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... .., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse). You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Please try this out......... .....
ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?
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Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Read the list of STD's below, you will see having sex without a condom can end up going bad.

AIDS and HIV - Human immunodeficiency virus or HIV, is a virus that attacks the immune system resulting in Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, or AIDS.

Chancroid - A treatable bacterial infection that causes painful sores.

Chlamydia - A treatable bacterial infection that can scar the fallopian tubes affecting a woman's ability to have children.

Crabs - Also known as pediculosis pubis, crabs are parasites or bugs that live on the pubic hair in the genital area.

Gonorrhea - A treatable bacterial infection of the penis, vagina or anus that causes pain, or burning feeling as well as a pus-like discharge. Also known as "the clap".

Hepatitis - A disease that affects the liver. There are more than four types. A and B are the most common.

Herpes - Genital herpes is a recurrent skin condition that can cause skin irritations in the genital region (anus, vagina, penis).

Human Papillomavirus / Genital Warts - Human papillomavirus (HPV) is a virus that affects the skin in the genital area, as well as a female's cervix. Depending on the type of HPV involved, symptoms can be in the form of wart-like growths, or abnormal cell changes.

Molluscum Contagiosum - Molluscum Contagiosum is a skin disease that is caused by a virus, usually causing lesions or bumps.

Nongonococcal Urethritis (NGU) - Nongonococcal urethritis (or NGU) is a treatable bacterial infection of the urethra (the tube within the penis) often times associated with chlamydia.

Pelvic Inflammatory Disease - An infection of the female reproductive organs by chlamydia, gonorrhea or other bacteria. Also known as PID.

Scabies - Scabies is a treatable skin disease that is caused by a parasite.

Syphilis - A treatable bacterial infection that can spread throughout the body and affect the heart, brain, nerves. Also known as "syph".

Vaginitis - Caused by different germs including yeast and trichomoniasis, vaginitis is an infection of the vagina resulting in itching, burning, vaginal discharge and an odd odor.

All that listed above is no joke, the body parts can rot and all kinds of bad things will happen!
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Never too late

Drug addiction problem is increasing nowadays. The victims are even getting younger and younger. I have even watched in a drama anthology on a local tv show that a 7 year old kid is already addicted to prohibited drugs. He always sees his father and brother used it that's why he also tried it.

It is just so sad. This is a major problem to society. Lots of life had been wasted. I even know of someone who become mentally ill because of this. The worst case scenario, a person dies. (Sighed)

So, if you know someone who is into this kind of stuff you better advise them to be on a Drug Treatment. It is not yet too late, they could still go and be admitted in a center that has Drug Rehab Program. There are different kinds of these but they all have common goal which is to provide the effective drug education and rehabilitation. I know it will still be hard for them to trash this addiction but through these Drug Addiction Treatment everything will turn out fine. It may not be so fast but at least it will be gradual change.

After the period of rehabilitation, it will still not be enough because the real battle comes in. One should resist the temptation and live a life that is drug free (prohibited drugs). dr
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aargh!!!!

not a great day, but nonetheless good. watched the movie "keeping mum". Rowan Atkinson is simply the best. For the last three hours m listening to James Blunt and it is stating to irritate me! But the songs are good.

Today i drank 3 litres of orange juice!!! i don't know what i was thinking.....i just love the flavor :D

hey its raining outside(i'm actually in the park at 1 am), the thunders are great today. nature at its best. I have to take care that the laptop doesn't get wet!

I bought a  shoe today from the Converse All stars showroom....its brown and looks extremely good. The only minus point is that the laces are not that good-looking :(

the shops in the locality will remain closed for two days.......again!!! Its really irritating cuz u can't go out to buy anything. Exams are coming soon....i gotta study seriously now. My frenz have all completed their exams and soon they will be home :( leaving me alone in delhi.

anyways here i am looking forward for a new day with a new beginning.

take care folks
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Calvin and Hobbes (part two)

* “Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
* “- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"
- "On a weekend?"
- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
* “Careful. We don't want to learn from this.”
* “Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
* “History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
* “Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
* “Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
* “I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
* “County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
* “I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.”
* “Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.”
* “Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”

Calvin and Hobbes (Part One)

So "Calvin and Hobbes" is my fav. comic strip. i wish i were calvin ;)
Here are some of my fav. "Calvin & Hobbes" quotes from
  • “We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
  • “-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    -What mood is that?
    -Last-minute panic.”
  • “Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
  • “I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.”
  • “Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
  • “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
  • “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
  • “Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
  • “Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
  • “What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero”
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Friday, April 4, 2008

Goodnight

hey m off to bed now.......i'll write more later. I know not many come to the blog, but still its fun to write. I'm not a very profilic writer......

Have Fun
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I'm still on!!!

Its 6 am and i’m still glued to the computer……….yea nerdy me. anyways a very good song is playing on my system right now. its goes like this

I stand before you accused of many crimes
But I want to believe that love can still survive
You don’t have to say it, I don’t have to read your mind
To know that emptiness has finally arrived
How was I to know right from wrong
Words were hardly spoken, so where did I go wrong
Tell me honestly, if you’re still loving me
Looking into my eyes honestly

its just one of my fav. songs. full of emotions………..i can somehow relate to this song. i just repeated the song once again. i remember i posted the whole lyrics earlier!
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Spring is here

It's so nice to see the spring starting after such a long and cold Delhi winter! Even though I am  a winter person so you would be surprised. This has had to have been the most boring winter ever in my life - No Snow! back home it was fun!! I Miss the mountains

This morning i woke up to a rainy, cool morning! I was so excited as rains, coupled with thunders, are my favorite(after snowfall), I love to see water droplets on the windows and leafs. I love walking for a long time in the rain --- without an umbrella.

Anyways coming to spring, i love to see the sun, birds, and flowers! But unfortunately it would be summer in a few months and u know what Delhi summer is???
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one of my fav. songs

Honestly - Harem Scarem


I stand before you
accused of many crimes
but i want to believe
that love can still survive
you don't have to say it,
i don't have to read your mind
to know the emptiness
that's finally arrived
How was i,
to know the right from wrong
words were hardly spoken,
so where did i go wrong?
Tell me honestly
if you're still loving me
looking into my eyes, honestly!
Words will have more meaning,
if they're said at certain times
now the all they've seen
i found to be a lie
How would you know it,
you won't give me sometime
to see if everything could work out,
and you'll be mine
Oh, will love be lost forever
but someday i will find
the world we've all been searching for
or just some peace of mind..
All the night i sit and wonder
must be more to laugh, i'm sure that
days and years gone by while i am
living with the..
oh, lonely feeling

This is one song i can listen again and again. its mesmerizing! the first time i heard this song i knew that this song would always be etched in my memory. I can still remember the time when i first heard it. A friend of mine downloaded it from the internet to practice it for a event in our college. unfortunately the song proved too hard for him O.o
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Speaking of Bomdila

getting a bit nostalgic......

but here i go. I grew up in that town.....that town is the place i would want to be. its small but wonderful. i've never liked big cities or even towns with a population of more than 50,000!
I feel more closer to myself and the nature.

The place i miss the most would be my high-school(after my home of course). had a great time there with my friends. amazingly we(me and my friends) studied for 15 years together(a bunch of about 20 guys), so it was much fun than anyone could ever imagine.....we knew each other inside out. But now all of them have gone to south india for their higher studies...and i being the unfortunate one got stuck in New Delhi(the city i don;t like at all)

that is the town i call home. And I Miss my home
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Pics from My Hometown - Bomdila

Bomdila is the headquarters of west kameng district of Arunachal Pradesh, India. I've spent 18 years of my life there and its the place which is closest to my heart. I Miss that town. Actually I've not gone there for one full year now. But, come this summer and i would be enjoying my much deserved vacations there. I'm really looking forward for the peak of summer ;)


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Thursday, April 3, 2008

666 decoded: The number of the beast

originated from the Book of Revelation of the New Testament of the Holy Bible. In several popular works, the number is considered to be the number of Satan or Antichrist and has created much speculation regarding its significance. It leaves us wondering as to who will be the detestable prophet and when is the period of tribulation going to begin?
 
Many scholars state that the number is a code for the Roman emperor, Nero, a view that is strongly supported by the Roman Catholic Church. However, certain facts and studies reveal that 666 is not merely a numerical figure, but is associated with slavery and downfall of the human race. It is associated with ill omen and is creating a sizzle in the modern era.
 
The description of the number of the beast in the Book of Revelation 13:18 is as follows: “Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.”
 
Kevin Jones, numerologist says, “666 is a number associated with evil. Its magnitude can be both narrow and vast. It is likely to affect one and all. Nobody can buy or sell if unmarked by the number on his right hand or forehead.”
 
In many cultures of the west, there is widespread fear of the number. In scientific terms, the phobia of 666 is known as hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. This leads people to avoid things related to the number and consider it to bring bad luck.
 
The number is strongly despised and people prefer not to move in a new house, buy a new vehicle or gamble with any numbers, resulting in the 666 combination. Some call it superstition while others call it a warning.
 
In 2006, the BBC listed hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia and its definition as fact #64 in its “100 things we didn’t know last year.”
 
The number gained immense importance and lured various horror movie directors to experiment with it. It soon became popular as the satanic number all over the world after the release of the Hollywood blockbuster, The Omen, in 1976.
 
Startling revelations
According to many, 666 is a sacred number, especially in the modern era. Certain religious sects also believe it to be a divine number. Certain facts have revealed that the human race is already becoming dependant on the number of the beast and the days of tribulation have begun.
 
According to Father Benjamin Massey, “The United States is on its way to becoming a cashless society. The most infectious economic movement is that of “smart cards” which are already used by many people in countries like Japan and Europe.”
 
A smart card is used to pay for all purchases one makes and avail benefits such as health, insurance and claims. The social security number, which requires every individual to be marked, is closely associated with the number of the beast.
 
Automatic identification is the dominant feature in the emergence of a cashless society. Biometric sensors are used to identify people by fingerprints, retina patters and other body patterns. In countries like Spain, Britain, the Netherlands, Portugal, Belgium, Norway, New York and California, dogs and cats are required to have microchip implants injected under their skin under the law. It won’t be long before similar implants will be injected in human beings as well.
 
Almost everyone is familiar with the UPC barcodes that are now there on most of the products of daily use. The three embedded numbers on every UPC barcode are 666. Here’s how: All the marks of bars in the code are associated with numbers except for the marks at the first, middle and end. They appear as “||”. If the numbers are taken away, we are left with the digits 666, which remain hidden in every bar code.
 
After labouring for years, the world’s financial institutions have finally declared the emergence of the global cashless society. Microchip technology and electronic currency will replace all monetary exchange. The giant behind providing this cashless system is a company named Mondex, which has already franchised over 20 nations. The entire system is based on smart card technology that employs microchips concealed in a plastic card. It stores electronic cash and identification. All electronic transactions will be made secure by secure electronic transaction (SET) protocols.
 
Mondex is a compound of the words Monetary and Dexter. Monetary means: pertaining to money while Dexter means located on the right hand. Set is Egyptian god of evil or Satan.
 
Keeping various security related issues in mind, the computer scientists decided that it might not be possible to carry the card everywhere. Therefore the ultimate option will be to place the microchip inside the human body. However, scientists have discovered only two places to inject the chip — the forehead and the right hand.
AT&T and Lucent Technologies purchased the franchise for Mondex. Their logo is symbolic of the Solar Serpent or Satan. The name Lucent is compounded from Lucifer enterprises. They named their products STYX, a river in Hades, Janus, two-faced god and inferno promoted with a quote from the inferno, a story about Lucifer in the pit of hell. They even chose to move their office to 666, Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.  
 
Project Lucid
This global police set up was designed to monitor every man, woman and child once issued a universal biometrics card. Project Lucid will have a mind-control chip surgically implanted in the brain. Under this project, all undercover social security establishments will use its databases to monitor daily lives of people. All data will be linked, networked and processed by a central Gestapo where orders will be given to police, military and intelligence agencies. The global police state will comprise the FBI, KGB, CIA, DEA, DIA, NSA, IRS, EPA, OSHA, NCIC, USDA, FDA, NRO, BATF, FINCEN, INS, DOJ, WTO, Europol, Interpol, Mossad, and the MAB.
 
According to Nelly Paul, “666, when added, come to 9, which stand for greediness and natural disasters. It can either make or break. It is impulsive, restless, stubborn and inflexible.”
 
The biggest question that hunts our minds is if the end has finally arrived? The beast is controlling our lives and we are unaware. 666 is all over the place and is boiling down to globalization.
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Lack of Love

I am quite confused as to where my life is going. I don't know where I would be 5 years from now. But I want to change all that, as they say “only the dead fish swims with the river”, I don't wanna let everything happen to me, I wanna make things happen instead.


I want to change how people see me. I want to change how people feel about me. I want to change myself, maybe not for good but for the sake of not getting hurt and feeling the pain every single moment. I wanna change all that happened to me in the last couple of years.


I used to think how lucky I was, but I know now i'm in fact the unluckiest man alive. Un-lucky since there's no-one who loves me, no one to stand by my side when times would be grey. I thought I had everything in life but thats not the truth.


I'm all alone in this big world. Alone even though there are prolly few hundred people I know and who I care about. But it seems there's no one who cares about me. Theres not a single person in the world who can understand how I feel. I'm not just another face on this earth. I have an identity of my own. And I want people to accept me as I am. I am tired of being just a shoulder for other people, I want a shoulder too. I want someone who would cry with me someone I can share my secrets, feelings with..


Tears may not show up on my eyes but its my heart which cries tears of blood, there's not a single day I don't feel lonely, dejected. People just keep taking advantage of me, and I know they don't really care about me.


I hope there's someone out there who would understand me and like me for what I really am. Someone who would love me truly. I hope I meet that someone really soon because I can't take this loneliness no-more. I think I would be gone forever if things remain the same.


I try hard to love life, but I forget that its in the movies where people can forget about all the pains and move on with their life. In reality that don't happen.


I HOPE PEOPLE BEGIN TO LOVE ME.

random

So after thinking for hours and days i finally decided to start writing. Lately i have learnt to appreciate life with all its sufferings included. Not so long ago I used to be the eternal pessimist. but it all changed due to realisations on my part and watching some really life-inspiring movies. But I strongly believe that ‘only the dead fish flow with the stream”, so i don’t just live on i make life come with me. in true sense i can be said to have attained nirvana cuz i, for now, know the reason of all the men’s suffering but being a 21st century teen its hard for me to resist the temptations of the world around so i can’t be called “The Buddha”.
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Think Again

How do u feel when………

  • Somebody calls u names
  • Somebody insults you
  • Somebody trashes you

Surely, u don’t feel good. there are many other things that makes you feel bad. but have u ever wondered that you could do the same  - to them! Yes you can. just go out and try. It’s not that hard as you think. Don’t be afraid to act foolish….who knows that might be heroic to someone. But again if you want to be at the receiving end, don't blame anyone, especially GOD for it.

BUT remember if u do all that happened to you, do think for a moment that there would be a person at the receiving end of it. Would you want that person to suffer from the same humiliation…..insults as you did. THINK AGAIN

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The Solitary Reaper

Behold her, single in the field
Yon solitary highland lass!
Reaping and singing by herself;
Stop here, or gently pass!
Alone she cuts and binds the grain,
and sings a melancholy strain;
O listen! for the vale profound
Is overflowing with the sound.

No Nightingale did ever chaunt [chant]
More welcome notes to weary bands
Of travellers in some shady haunt,
Among Arabian sands:
A voice so thrilling ne’er was heard
In springtime from the Cuckoo-bird,
Breaking the silence of the seas
Among the farthest Hebrides.

Will no one tell me what she sings?–
Perhaps the plaintive numbers flow
For old, unhappy, far-off things,
And battles long ago:
Or is it some more humble lay,
familiar matter of to-day?
Some natural sorrow, loss, or pain,
That has been or may be again?

Whate’er the theme, the Maiden sang
As if her song could have no ending;
I saw her singing at her work
And o’er the sickle bending;–
I listened, motionless and still;
And, as I mounted up the hill
The music in my heart I bore,
Long after it was heard no more.

~ William Wordsworth

This is surely one of my fav. poems. i still remember the day i first read it. It was in fifth grade. i was looking out of the window, the chill of the autumn sun hypnotised me. Just then our english teacher saw me looking out and asked me to read the whole poem to the class, she knew i didn’t like reading loudly, so at first i was frustrated….annoyed, but as i read through the first few lines i was feeling like i could indeed listen to the voice of cuckoos and the song of the solitary reaper. Such is the power of this poem.

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True friendship

Are you tired of those asinine “friendship” poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here’s a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ####### who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

Best Divorce Letter Ever

Interesting…..one liners

1. Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
2. Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’

3. I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
4. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
5. I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.
6. The road to success is always under construction.
7. I say no to drugs — they just don’t listen!
8. Work is fine if it doesn’t take up too much of your time.
10. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
11. Born free; Taxed to death.
12. Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don’t have film.
13. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
14. Smile — it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
15. I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.
16. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
17. The hardest part of skating is the ice.
18. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
19. The trouble with being punctual is that there’s no one there to appreciate it.
20. If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
21. If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he’ll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
22. Beat the 5 O’clock rush: leave work at noon!
23. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
24. It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
25. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
26. Someday is not a day of the week
27. When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half

The best lawyer story of all time

The best lawyer story of all time….. bar none

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, ‘Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?’

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, ‘First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?’

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, ‘Uh….. no, I didn’t know that.’

‘Secondly,’ says the lawyer, ‘my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children.’

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. ‘Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister’s husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?’

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, ‘I’m so sorry, I had no idea.’

And the lawyer says, ‘So….. if I didn’t give any money to them, what makes you think I’d give any to you?’

About Me

MOOD: Sofisticat
I can be both calm and stable, and I feel free to explore my environment. I can be a little nostalgic and I love revisiting familiar places and memories. When it comes to art, I appreciate precision and hard work - real craftsmanship. I appreciate the history of a piece, the story that it holds - I’m a touch sentimental. As for music, for me it’s all about joining in; a bit of self expression. It happens on my mind, and helps me let off steam.
Simple pleasures make my day, there’s nothing like a cuppa tea.

FUN: Thriller
I like simple Pleasures, and take time to appreciate all corners of my life. This makes me content and balanced, someone people love to hangout with. For kicks, I like to immerse myself in another world. I’m thoughtful and imaginative - I like to look at life from a different perspective. When it comes to holidays, fun is top priority. I love to get out and see as much as I can: a chance to spend time with friends and family.
Punky, punchy style spells a bad attitude, it grosses me out - I favour a more natural look.

HABITS: New wave Puritan
I can never get enough attention or appreciation. A bit of a one track some might say. I like to think I’m a devil in the sack, no talk and plenty of action! On the whole i care about my health and make sure I’m putting the right stuff in. As for home, I have a very contemporary and see myself as a bit of trend setter.

LOVE: Touchy Feely
A strong friendship is the basis for any loving relationship. I like to be able to share my entire life with my friends, family and partner. Love for me is about human contact - the nitty gritty.

More About Me:-
I’m intellectually curious and appreciative of what I consider beautiful, no matter what others think. My imagination is vivid and makes me creative.

Being a Capricorn, I’m a perfectionist. Everything is planned to the last detail, and consequently I have been very successful in whatever i do. My pleasures are long-term ones, through seeing my plans come to fruition.

I’m extremely difficult to upset, since I rarely, if ever, react with negative emotions, and even when I’m upset the feeling quickly passes.

Some people say I’m too picky, but I don’t see anything wrong with waiting for Ms. Perfect. I know exactly who she is in my mind.

I’m very secretive about my life. Thats why i come across as a serious person. Only those close to me know about my sense of humour. I’m devoted to my career, which makes me seem distant regarding family responsibilities.

I place great importance on personal happiness. And as a friend, i am loyal and caring. Once i fall in love and commit, i’m very unlikely to jeopardize the union.

Personality Disorder
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High